loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

”..avenger’s initiative.”

(Source: moriarty, via mugglehumour)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

(via mugglehumour)

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

(via mugglehumour)

manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via ten-thousand-fists-in-the-air)

jesuislegrandefromage:

emily-spectre:

psilentasincjelli:

C a r ^{r y    o n    m y    w a y}  w a r d    s o ^{o o} o o _{o o n}

T h e r e ’ l l    ^{b e   p e a c e   when   y o u   _{a r e   d o o n e}}

L a y   ^{y o u r   w e a r y   h e a d   _{t o   r e} e e _{e e e s t}}

D o n ’ t   _{y o u}   c r y   _{n o   m o r e}

FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE

This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we are meth addicts

(via jennstarkid)